Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

I Love Hitler.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

make me a sandwich!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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