- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, this is fun.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

The WNBA.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

i like potatoes

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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