Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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does this look unsure to you?

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Dallas Cowboys

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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