An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What is a dog? Bark

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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potato

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Anti Joke

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