- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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