Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Myspace

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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