^that joke's not funny

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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josh simpson has cancer

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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