why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Jews for Jesus

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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i like potatoes

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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