knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Nickelback

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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No joke.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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I Love Hitler.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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