Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Hey, come here often? No.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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...Jack Vale

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Kate

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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A black man killed someone

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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come along children

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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