- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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