How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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I can't see my forehead

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Black Poeple

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Women's rights

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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