- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

nathan palmer has a big head !

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Lockerbie bombing

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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