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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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nathan palmer has a big head !

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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