- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Why did the woman die Because she was old

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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