- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

French people.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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