What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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penis

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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