- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Lockerbie bombing

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Aodhan Hearty

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

did you ever see a butter fly?

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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