3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Anti Joke

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