- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Is Carly smart? No.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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