- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Women's rights

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

No joke.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

I Love Hitler.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

The mets are 3-0 this season

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