- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

The WNBA.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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