Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Anti jokes are funny

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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knock knock you may come in

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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What's 9 +10 19

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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