What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Aodhan Hearty

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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penis

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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AND

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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