What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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penis

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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The chicken crossed the road.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Religion

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I have no joke. u mad?

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A Jew returns change.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Anti Joke

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