What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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George W. Bush

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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