KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Nickelback

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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gay marriage.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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