France never surrender.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Black Poeple

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Fruitcake

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Anti Joke

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