Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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im jewish

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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