Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

minorities

Small breasts.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

gay marriage.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

American healthcare.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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