Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Hitler

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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I hate you.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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1+1= 69

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Anti Joke

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