- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

throbbing slobber

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Child Prostitution.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Why....... Because.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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