A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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