Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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im jewish

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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