- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Religion

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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