What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What is Jason? Black.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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