When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Women Drivers.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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