Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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your all shit at jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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who just made fun of katie matt

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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