How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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I like jokes.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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marble

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Five guys one rape.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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