- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

amy copied adams haircut :0

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Brett Farve

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A man walks into a bar.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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