- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Scott

Guess what? Chicken butt

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

DANA

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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