do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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A homeless person dies.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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