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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Brittney Spears

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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This joke isnt funny.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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