- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

knock knock whos there .. derp

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

penis

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

live babies

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What is Jason? Black.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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