American healthcare.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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