What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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womens rights

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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BIG PENIS

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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9/11

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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