Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

My dad beats my mom At checkers

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Dani Barton = Stupid

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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