- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

no

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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