Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

gays

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

make me a sandwich!

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

hi bye

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

dildo

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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