What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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An antijoke

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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