Why Because

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Women rights..

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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knock knock you may come in

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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