theres a fat guy

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

AROUND

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

the cow goes moo

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

hahaha

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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