- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

A baby seal walks in to a club

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Black Poeple

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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