Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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johann grayson being liked

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Turtles

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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cheese

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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