Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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