- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Small breasts.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Obama

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

knock knock whos there .. derp

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