- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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