- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock! Come in.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

I have no joke. u mad?

Johnny just finished his pie.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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