The jets are a good team..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is Jason? Black.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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