- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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