- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

So this blonde walks into a library.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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