Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Womens rights.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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