Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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hi bye

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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