A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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