How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

josh simpson has cancer

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Kenny G

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

What what In the butt

Lockerbie bombing

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

i have 2 penises

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What's big? Jupiter.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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