Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

A homeless person dies.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What comes after "Q" R

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

your fat

What is Jason? Black.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

apple pie.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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