- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

why did the chicken cross the road

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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