What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Carlton

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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The government makes a good decision

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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