to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Hitler

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Thumbs this up

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Anti Joke

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