Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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