I got shot, you laughed

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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balls in ya mouf

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