- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

Wanna hear a joke? No.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Rick Perry.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

A baby seal walks into a club

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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