Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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theres a fat guy

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Scott

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Your mom.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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