- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

The jets are a good team..

i have aids and a chode

No joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What is Jason? Black.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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