Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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France never surrender.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Winking at old people

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Anti Joke

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