Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Kate

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Brett Farve

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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