What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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hi im paul!

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Oh...okay, good.

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NEVER

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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