What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Women rights..

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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cc

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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A man walks into a bar.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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knock knock go away

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George W. Bush

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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