- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Netball.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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