The Aristocrats

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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That's unfortunate.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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1+1= 69

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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