- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

Mmmmmmm Lemons

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

balls in ya mouf

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

You.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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