What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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the cow goes moo

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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