Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

The Aristocrats

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Womens Sports

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

poop.........

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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