What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Global Warming.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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make me a sandwich!

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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CHEEZECAKE

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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