- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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