what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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