Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Rick Perry.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Women's rights.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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