your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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DERP

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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your all shit at jokes

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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