- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Exactly what?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What's 1+1? 4.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

You.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Guess what? SHADAP

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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