How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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mitt romney

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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