A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

Winking at old people

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Five guys one rape.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Anti jokes are funny

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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