Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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No joke.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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William Raines.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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