Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Female Athletics

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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noodles

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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your going to die

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Obama.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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