Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Women's rights.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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An antijoke

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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