A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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I Love Hitler.

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You.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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wat?

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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P0P T4Rt

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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