What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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youre gay

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The government makes a good decision

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Carlton

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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