Why Did the throw up He was sick

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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