BIG PENIS

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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A scottish man having fun

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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