"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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I can't see my forehead

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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