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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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France never surrender.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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P0P T4Rt

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Anti Joke

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