Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Knock Knock Come in!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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