One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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