- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

your fat

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

wat?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

Liars go to hell! -God

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

what rhymes with sloth? rape

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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