Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Goat balls.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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An antijoke

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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