What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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your all shit at jokes

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Is Carly smart? No.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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That's unfortunate.

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Thumbs this up

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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