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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What is a dog? Bark

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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