- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

I hate you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Canada

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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