- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Slavery

Obama

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Kim Kardashian.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Nickelback

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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