Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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women's rights

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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France never surrender.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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I love you very much.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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