What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Women's rights

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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jgkbk,mn

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Freedom of Speech

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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