What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

fart

Pickle!

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Freedom of Speech

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

An Irishman stays home

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Hello

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

penis

gays

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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