- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

kennah campion... being nice

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Women's rights

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

your fat

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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