- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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