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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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I love Ciara!

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Anti Joke

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