You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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