What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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but there is a road to the super market

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Black people are innocent.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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