Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

im jewish

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Black people are innocent.

nathan palmer has a big head !

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Whats long and hard? a pole

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Herman Cain

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Your life That's the joke

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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