What will happen when a black person die they die

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Hello

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Brittney Spears

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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The jets are a good team..

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Baseball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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