what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Oliver's friends

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Lacrosse

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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