Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Jasper sucks.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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sixty....eight.

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beiber i straight

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Please don't rape me.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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