- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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