Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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alcoholism kills

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Haha pizza

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Fuck her

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Go away.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Jess Burns

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Anti Joke

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