what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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A man buys free health care...

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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