What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Herman Cain

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Oliver's friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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