What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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josh simpson has cancer

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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