- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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