What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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GooglePlus.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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The geese of Growmore

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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