Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Hi poop!

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Slavery lol

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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