- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

What color is my lamp? Brown

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