What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

A baby seal walks into a club

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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