If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

your life

a banana

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Dani Barton = Stupid

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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