- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a barn

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

An Irishman stays home

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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