- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Robin, get in the car.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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